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nine: authority = ? [05 Nov 2009|06:48pm]
[Alphabet Gang]

So um, we're freaking KIDNAPPING people now? WELL, THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP.

How much do we trust Frank? Are we sure he is not himself evil? I mean. I trusted him at first but I barely know the bloke. Surly type, might be under someone else's control--dairy industry? Prophet? Though, I like Moody. He seems corking. But right, so WHAT WAS ALL THIS ABOUT THEN? I was going about my top secret business, blah blah blah mysteries, and I happen to look on my journal and "oh, BY THE WAY, Orderly folk whom I'm supposedly leading in a big COVERT BATTLE, we recently kidnapped some lady just for KICKS. That's discreet, RIGHT? I don't need input, I'm a freaking AUROR, DUMBASS!"

Okay, it might be a valid strategy, I'm not ruling that possibility out, but don't you think it's a little very dictator-y? I mean, yeah, we're not the Colonies this isn't a democracy but still, don't you think he should not be the one in charge when his wife is the one missing? He's a Gryffindor, right? No offense, but I don't trust you folks that much on the logic when there are emotions rearing their emotional heads.
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consent + [(number of others)x(others)] + benjy = drugs? [25 Oct 2009|02:22pm]
Warded to the Alphabet Gang + Flo + Damo
So remember that one time Gideon mentioned that he'd be cool with acid? So um, I may have made some, and I may be interested in doing it. Any takers?
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seven: benjy - entertainment= 0 [15 Oct 2009|07:44pm]
I'M BORED.
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six: fenrir + words= conflict [11 Oct 2009|04:23pm]
Warded against Fenrir.
Dear diary,

Today I was evil and stupid! It was a groundbreaking day, just like every other day of my evil evil life. I hope soon to be promoted to extra-special evil, because then the prize is an evil pony. Yay! Then I will be an evil evil princess and me and my evil pony will roam the evil countryside doing evil, and spilling tomato sauce in our journals because it looks like blood since I'm a dick like that. The only thing that would puncture my pretty pink princess cloud of happiness would be if people find out that I only am so evil because I have SO MANY FEELINGS. OH NOW I NEED TO GO CRY INTO MY EVIL JUICE BOX.

LOVE!

Fenririkins
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five: conflict - logic= gryffindors [06 Oct 2009|04:23pm]
Warded to the Alphabet Gang, minus Remus
Dear friends,

The current situation will not stand. Please try and use your brains not your flamey flamey tempers, or I will personally install very annoying alarms in your homes that you will never ever find but will go off in three hour increments at very high pitches.

I'd like to say that I believe in your abilities to have a rational exchange where you remember that everyone is upset and saying things they don't mean or at least aren't phrasing well, but I don't really. No one is listening to anyone, and that is not a debate that is an annoying monologue in parts.

I was going to moderate a discussion to attempt to resolve this conflict, but I have Very Important Research to do and I really don't care who is or isn't a werewolf, vampire or leprechaun trapped in a regular human's body so long as they have a functioning cranium with which I can engage. So long as we have not been implanted with alien personalities in order to dissolve the Order, this shit should not be so fucking nuts.

Don't we have actual evil to fight? Actual evil, not our nice, booky friend Remus who corrects our sentence structure and is possibly the most responsible human? Turning into a monster once a month must rot monkeys, I'm pretty sure he's not exactly proud of it and would never intentionally put others in danger.

In conclusion, calm the fuck down and remember that everyone has lots of feelings and not a lot of thinking right now. Like two hours ago we were all friends ha ha ha happy fun times, and that shouldn't have changed because everyone unleashed the crazy and is being super emotional and weird. You're giving my eyes a headache and I really don't feel like losing all of my friends this week, do you?

Love, Benjy
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